First Place In Cuddliness

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 06/28/2016 at 19:13 • Filed to: Puffalumps, Puffposite Lock, Puffalopnik, Sonoma Raceway, Sonoma, NASCAR, pit lane, Fluffy Bunny, Theo Bunny, bunnies, Eater of Souls

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Puffalumps always win.

lone_liberal > Stef Schrader 06/28/2016 at 19:23

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Except when they are used as a chew toy by a Golden Retriever.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > lone_liberal 06/28/2016 at 19:25

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I specifically buy them just for that reason.

Slant6 > lone_liberal 06/28/2016 at 19:25

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Birddog > Stef Schrader 06/28/2016 at 19:28

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Did you have to keep swapping Lumps like they do hats in NASCAR?

That would be awesome.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Stef Schrader 06/28/2016 at 19:29

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I’m slightly doubtful on that one.

Birddog > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/28/2016 at 19:32

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Labs are like Surgeons when it comes to puffy toys.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Birddog 06/28/2016 at 19:37

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I don’t have one, but I do have 3 daft mutts and a Staffie. Between the four of them the Puffalumps are subjected to medieval dismemberment techniques quite routinely.

Birddog > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/28/2016 at 19:45

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My boy Lloyd isn’t much for them. He prefers rawhide stuff.

My old girl Mora though.. She would take her time. It was methodical, almost frightening.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Birddog 06/28/2016 at 19:47

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Eyes first? I used to have a lab mix that went for the eyes and just the eyes!

Stef Schrader > lone_liberal 06/28/2016 at 19:56

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No.

Puff stays safe and sound (and you really don’t want to invoke the rage of Fluffy).

Stef Schrader > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/28/2016 at 19:56

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NO.

Stef Schrader > Birddog 06/28/2016 at 19:57

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That’s why Puffalumps are people toys.

Stef Schrader > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/28/2016 at 19:57

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evil

no

NOPE

Stef Schrader > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 06/28/2016 at 19:58

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Nah, they’re the best.

Stef Schrader > Birddog 06/28/2016 at 19:58

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Yeah. Fluffy then Theo then Fluffy then Theo then Fluffy then Theo again.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Stef Schrader 06/28/2016 at 20:05

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I knew you would read down the comments eventually. They actually have chew rags, no worries.

Stef Schrader > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/28/2016 at 20:06

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{ huge sigh of relief }

...

{ hugs bunny anyway }

There, there, Puff. You’re safe with me.

Dusty Ventures > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/28/2016 at 20:13

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Considering what actual Puffalumps go for these days I’m hoping you’re using it as a generic term

Birddog > Stef Schrader 06/28/2016 at 20:14

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Stef, you’re the best!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Dusty Ventures 06/28/2016 at 20:22

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I’m actually only using Puffalumps (hashtag stefbait) as a dsyphemism for regular old doggy chew toys and rags.

Dusty Ventures > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/28/2016 at 20:25

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That’s good. There’s nothing worse than letting your dog eat a Puffalump, then discover it’s the rare limited edition ferret that’s worth $300

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Dusty Ventures 06/28/2016 at 20:30

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Dammit. I knew I shouldn’t have put my sisters Puffalumps in the food processor.

sdwarf36 > Stef Schrader 06/28/2016 at 22:21

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Neither look like a chicken too me.